So far for Mother's Day Calvin gave me a lovely potted orchid (how long will it take me to kill that I wonder?), a small dent on the roof of my car & then he stepped on my breast pump so now there is no way I can modify the suction strength. I am just hoping I hadn't left it on super sucker mode or else my nipplage is in for a big surprise next time I go to supplement my baby's dinner. But I also got to sleep in a little bit & eat delicious German Pancakes for breakfast. Mmmmm icing sugar & lemon.....
I've been getting a bunch of e-mails over the past few days full of mother's day wisdom & sentiments so beautiful they've brought tears to my eyes. There's always the requisite smultz but even that has just a tad more meaning to me now. Oh how I've changed. Yesterday we even went for a Sears Portrait Studio sitting. The baby was cute but I felt I should've been doing something like this just to get the full effect of the cheesy poses they put you in. Why oh why didn't we just go to Loblaws? Or better yet if I knew how much it was going to cost why didn't we go get something a little more my style? How far I have fallen from cool (self-delusionary though it may have been).
I was going to write something special for my mother to tell her how much I love & appreciate her but nothing seems to be sufficient. I hope your day is sweet & relaxing & full of garage sales & nice glass or two of excellent wine. Freyja misses you tickling her feet.
Grandma & the Doodles
And now on to some general mommy lovin' of the bloggin' kind. A "call-to-celebration" has been put forth by Her Bad Mother to spread some goodness around as an antidote to some experimental public derision. It was asked of us to write a love letter post to any mommy blogger who has made a difference in our world. But alas, I could not just pick one (probably because I have enough trouble making decisions about what to put on my pizza, let alone trying to come up with one wonderful blogger to put before all else) & was tempted by the word "ode". Hence I give you, bloggy mothers & all other mothers & those who want desperately to be mothers out there this pathetic & admittedly pretty lame poem with so much linkage your eyes will burn. (I tried for more but started losing my mind.)
Ode to Amazing Mommy Bloggers
(a la Pablo Neruda)
(no offense to Pablo Neruda)
Out of desperation
hear their cries
lamenting
loss of sleep, or, perhaps,
gas, oh the gas
of infant bellies, insatiable
lust of boobies
sodden with milk
the love emerges
through
aching hearts,
bursting pride
and bareness of soul laid open
upon virtual page.
Blogging mommies!
unite
drink from the Kool-Aid
pitcher of electric happiness
sate your thirsty
palate
and leery polyps
like a girl gone child.
Information superhighways beckon
to far off lands
bridging distances
vast, and mothers
good and
bad.
Lessons taught
fraught
with humour, ripe with
irony, sarcasm and picture-perfect
smiles so broad,
crafted
and stitched together
tableaus and postcards from the
edge and verge of
nervous
breakdowns show the
new
mummies, mommies, mums, moms, mothers, mamas, mommas, mamans and
etc., that it is
going
to be
ok.
And yet do not forget
pain so deep for
what was
not to be, scars along
womanly essences,
fertility
eluded; but then
hope arising from
adopting
small perfections.
support
all hail
all mothers
everywhere:
peace
out.
15 comments:
OMG, that's brilliant! Too good! If I wasn't wonderfully swamped with links to odes I would reproduce this particular ode in its entirety. Love it, love it, love it.
Awh thanks so much! It was fun & I've gone back to it about 10 times now to add more linkage. I must be nuts! Thanks for starting this little celebration what with all the crap you've had to deal with. Impressive.
Hi!
I found you through a link somewhere...this is fantastic! Thanks for pointing me to some new mamas!
I am amazingly impressed with this. Neruda, no less! Nicely done. Bowing my head in awed reverence. (and orchids? They last. It's the only thing I don't kill. Enjoy it.)
Impeccable. Top of the pops in the mammoth task HBM has given as a reading assignment.
Really glad to have found you.
Thanks everybody!
Thank you so much for including me in this group of amazing women!
And I love your poem as a way of answering HBM's call. Of all the one's I've seen, I like yours the best.
Thank you so much for the link, and it's nice to have found you this way.
Wow, Laura! Wow!!!
Yay me! And Yay everybody! Seriously, I admire all of you so it was easy to create some mad linkage.
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